What shall we do with a drunken mason,
What shall we do with a drunken mason,
What shall we do with a drunken mason,
Early in the morning?
Chuck him in the lighthouse till he's
sober.
Put him in the lighthouse and make him
build her.
What shall we do with a drunken tender?
Lock him in the brickyard 'til he gets
sober.
Put him in the wheelbarrow with mortar
on him.
Put him in the wheelbarrow with mortar
on him
Put him in the wheelbarrow with mortar
on him
Chop him with a trowel and wet him all
over
Tie him to the scaffold when she's 6 block
under
Heave him by the leg in a bright mason line.
Scrape the hair off his chest with a
mortar trowel.
Give 'im a dose of lime and mortar.
Stick on his back a parge coat plaster
Keep him there and make 'im parge 'er.
Give 'im a taste of the mason's
rope-end.
What'll we do with a Limey sailor?
Soak him in mud til he lays ‘em quicker.
What shall we do with the Queen o' mud
now?
What shall we do with a Virgin Mary?
Add vodka!
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